Section A (of E)

First of all, please tell me a few basic details about yourself.

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A6 Are you taking part in the hunt for the Cube? YesNo

A7 If so, please enter your 'screen name':

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Section B (of E)

Please answer all the following questions:

B1 You wake up in bed one hour early. You: go back to sleepget up and get dressedread a bookplay with your tretretretre

B2 After waking up, you decide to check out the news. What do you read? The Sentinel The Times News discussion forums I can't read

B3 You find that one of your friends has won the lottery. How do you feel? Happy Jealous Angry Depressed

B4 As you head out to work, you listen to some music with your key: Wisdom - Roll For Damage The Ballad of Receda - New Clue Concerto No. 3 - Hazelhurst Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

B5 You realise you're going to be 15 minutes late. You: call work and lie, saying that your subway car was late call a cab and hope that it gets you there sooner call the Sentinel Futures lines for inspiration call your friend to try and convince him to give you some of his lottery winnings, so you can quit your job

B6 Despite your other inclinations, you end up calling your friend. She isn't sure about giving you a cut of her winnings, but asks you to visit her. After calling in sick at work, you take the subway to her flat. On the way, you notice a man with a brown hat staring at you. You: ignore them stare back jump up and start dancing in an energetic and intimidating manner gibber

B7 It doesn't work - you try everything, even dancing, but that doesn't work either. The man with the brown hat is still staring at you, and while he hasn't started dancing yet, he has the look of a man who would be pretty good at it. You: make a tactical retreat at the next stop intensify your dancing, hoping to scare him off abruptly stop dancing in an attempt to unsettle him apologise for your odd behaviour

B8 You reach your destination, feeling a little hungry from all the dancing. You: buy some chewing gum - got to keep those calories down buy a muffin - tasty and filling don't buy anything - best to wait until lunch steal some food - why pay?

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Section C (of E)

C1 Arriving at your friends flat, you notice that the door is ajar and there seems to be broken glass on the floor; clearly something untoward is going on. You decide that you will go and investigate, and check your pockets and bag for appropriate tools. What would you be carrying? Select the items from the list below. I am told you do this with Ctrl-click on Windows and Apple-click on Macs.

A key A watch A pen A book A clown costume A photo of TJ Hooker A corkscrew A multifunction knife Food for a tretretretre A gun Some rope A lathe Nunchucks A ball Some puzzles Dancing shoes

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Section D (of E)

D1 You combine your items to form an adequate distraction, and then carefully open the door. You immediately see a red substance on the floor. You: run inside, with your nunchucks at the ready run your finger along it to see what it tastes like run a length of rope across the doorway so as to trip people up run away

D2 As you walk into the hallway, you see that the red substance is from a broken jam jar. You: eat it - you're still hungry from that dancing put it in your bag brandish it like a weapon ignore it and keep on moving>

D3 There's a scream from the living room, and you rush in. Sitting on the sofa is your friend, who looks scared. There's another person there - the man with the brown hat from the subway, laughing evilly. Your friend implores you to help her; the man is threatening to steal her lottery money. You: rush him with your nunchucks throw the jam jar at him grab the girl and run challenge him to a dance-off

D4 The man with the brown hat accepts your challenge contemptuously. What dance style do you favour? The monkey The wild man The TJ Hooker The Travolta

D5 He's taken aback by your selection, but starts dancing anyway. Over the course of half an hour, you each put forth your finest moves in a battle of wills that Perplex City hasn't seen since the days of old. By the end, though, the man with the brown hat has no choice but to bow to your superior skills and surrenders. You: accept his surrender throw him out of the window give him the jam have a rest

You depart into the sunset with the girl and your new-found lottery money. The only dark cloud on the horizon is the man with the brown hat's elder brother, who is reputed to be the most dangerous dancer for decades. One day, he will find you...

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Section E (of E)

E1 What would you spend the lottery money on?

E2 Are you a keen dancer? Yes No I can't dance My ethics prohibit me from dancing

E3 How would you rate this survey, overall? Excellent Good Average Poor Terrible

E4 Do you have any comments about this survey? What would you change? Should it be repeated?

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